He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
It was confusing and full of hummus
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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