I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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