Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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