oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
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