Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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