My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
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