Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
No subtext here. People are naked.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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