she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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