i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
look no pants
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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