dude i'm inner monologue high
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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