Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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