Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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