Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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