One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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