Its about making memories worth repressing
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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