i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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