dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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