Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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