Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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