oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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