It's Friday. Sex?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
