There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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