Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
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