even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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