it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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