in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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