check it out our google latitudes are spooning
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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