It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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