I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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