Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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