is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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