sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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