It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
