love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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