yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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