She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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