I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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