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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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