as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
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