we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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