have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Randomize
