How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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