we're blogging at a bar
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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