I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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