So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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