Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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