ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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