I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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