I hate your face
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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