Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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