Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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